what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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