He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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