my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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