Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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