chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
false alarm, still single
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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