my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Fuck appropriateness.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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