If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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