Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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