Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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