I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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