You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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