try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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