Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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