Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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