They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
