So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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