Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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