he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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