piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
