Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
