I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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