redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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