I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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