bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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