this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Randomize
