census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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