he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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