My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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