this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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