I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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