Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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