You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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