is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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