Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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