i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He shit in the fireplace
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