Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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