please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The power of my boobs compel you
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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