in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
why is half of my head shaved?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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