Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
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He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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