When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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