love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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