Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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