You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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