did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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