Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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