I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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