Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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