This girl is more easily done than said...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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