we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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