I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
How does one acquire holy water?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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