I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Actions speak louder than pants.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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