I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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