Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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