She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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